Friday, June 29, 2001
Striptease - Hawksley Workman
bridge
in a house by the tracks
i want, i want you back
in a dress that's faded black
i want you back, i want you back
all the ways that my mother taught me how
i want, i want you now
in any place you'll allow
i want you now, i want you now
chorus:
it's never very hard staying true
when i'm staying true to you
when your kiss is all i think about
the proof is in your moves and your grooves
and the little things you do
and the silly things you laugh about
i called, you came, i called, you came
it seems to be the only way
i'll be dreaming of the kissing that i'm missing
truly wishin' that you'd listen when i sweetly ask you to
striptease for me baby [x4]
all the ways you never ever had
i want, i want you bad
you know i'll never make you sad,
i want you bad, i want you bad
as if i never said the words,
i want, i want you first
only thing that can quench my thirst
i want you first, i want you first
chorus
bridge
chorus
This song rules. Hawksley Workman is great.
bridge
in a house by the tracks
i want, i want you back
in a dress that's faded black
i want you back, i want you back
all the ways that my mother taught me how
i want, i want you now
in any place you'll allow
i want you now, i want you now
chorus:
it's never very hard staying true
when i'm staying true to you
when your kiss is all i think about
the proof is in your moves and your grooves
and the little things you do
and the silly things you laugh about
i called, you came, i called, you came
it seems to be the only way
i'll be dreaming of the kissing that i'm missing
truly wishin' that you'd listen when i sweetly ask you to
striptease for me baby [x4]
all the ways you never ever had
i want, i want you bad
you know i'll never make you sad,
i want you bad, i want you bad
as if i never said the words,
i want, i want you first
only thing that can quench my thirst
i want you first, i want you first
chorus
bridge
chorus
This song rules. Hawksley Workman is great.
Lemonade Stand
Okay, today when I was driving up to my dad's school I passed these kids on the other side of the road, with a lemonade stand! "Wow, how quaint," I thought to myself. "How old fashioned but cool - a lemonade stand! That's something I haven't seen in years!"
So I said to myself that I'd take a better look at it when I headed home.
On my way home I wasn't thirsty, so I figured I'd just check out how they were doing and all. After all, when I first passed them (there were two young girls running the stand) there were two men looking over the wares.
So I drive by them again, and strangely enough, I don't see any cups, any lemonade pitchers, nothing. Turns out they weren't selling lemonade, no, they were selling TATTOOS.
Sign of the times, perhaps?
Okay, today when I was driving up to my dad's school I passed these kids on the other side of the road, with a lemonade stand! "Wow, how quaint," I thought to myself. "How old fashioned but cool - a lemonade stand! That's something I haven't seen in years!"
So I said to myself that I'd take a better look at it when I headed home.
On my way home I wasn't thirsty, so I figured I'd just check out how they were doing and all. After all, when I first passed them (there were two young girls running the stand) there were two men looking over the wares.
So I drive by them again, and strangely enough, I don't see any cups, any lemonade pitchers, nothing. Turns out they weren't selling lemonade, no, they were selling TATTOOS.
Sign of the times, perhaps?
I suppose it'd be nice if I figured out how to create archives for those long strings of posts trailing below.
Summer's half over! Aaaaaaaagh!
Summer's half over! Aaaaaaaagh!
Thursday, June 28, 2001
Wednesday, June 27, 2001
Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man?! The Muffin Man!!
Haha, Shrek rules! To anyone who's seen it I'll keep it simple: Pinocchio. Cinderella bitch-slapping Snow White. The "applause" and "aaaaaw" signs. M'seur Hood. And last but by NO MEANS least:
THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!
Good stuff! And the artwork in it, though of course computer-generated - was wicked cool.
Haha, Shrek rules! To anyone who's seen it I'll keep it simple: Pinocchio. Cinderella bitch-slapping Snow White. The "applause" and "aaaaaw" signs. M'seur Hood. And last but by NO MEANS least:
THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!
Good stuff! And the artwork in it, though of course computer-generated - was wicked cool.
Ha! The Gorillaz video, "19-2000" is great. Definitely a cool video.
Tuesday, June 26, 2001
I work at a zoo!
Break a window and bust a wall,
making fun of your friends mom
Turn the music up way too loud,
charge a pizza to the house
Everybody would waste it all,
to have a summer that they could call
Memories are full of fun,
fucked up when it's all done
On and on, reckless abandon
Something’s wrong, this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large
(from "Reckless Abandon", Blink 182, Take Off Your Pants And Jacket)
Monday, June 25, 2001
Yes! I got all the classes I wanted, on my ideal schedule. I rule!
Sunday, June 24, 2001
Hm, the police just left NOW. Perhaps I'll hear more about this tomorrow.
Tomorrow...
Tomorrow...the day that...I have to register for classes! Awww, cripes. Better get those schedules and backup schedules and backup-backup schedules all ready.
Oh yeah, and I've decided on going into Journalism. I was really stuck between Journalism and Applied Technology (computers), when I got A SIGN. I received an email from this site, asking me to be one of their writers for the month! Not only am I excited about doing this, because it seems like a lot of fun (check out the site for details), but I take that as a hint...and a Journalist I set out to be.
So Trev...you've got your Political Analyst. ;)
Tomorrow...
Tomorrow...the day that...I have to register for classes! Awww, cripes. Better get those schedules and backup schedules and backup-backup schedules all ready.
Oh yeah, and I've decided on going into Journalism. I was really stuck between Journalism and Applied Technology (computers), when I got A SIGN. I received an email from this site, asking me to be one of their writers for the month! Not only am I excited about doing this, because it seems like a lot of fun (check out the site for details), but I take that as a hint...and a Journalist I set out to be.
So Trev...you've got your Political Analyst. ;)
Okay. Turns out a drunk guy burst into the house across the street, yelling and screaming "He's gonna kill me!" And moments later, this other guy ran up to the door and began shouting at the drunk guy to come out, to come out NOW. Mucho shouting, screaming, some crying, police came, busted down the crazy-ass party that was happening next door, more police cars came, people are running around everywhere...it was pretty crazy! So that's my excitement for the evening. The guys are gone, the party's over, everyone's back in their homes, and there's still a cop car outside taking statements and names or something.
Huh. Now there's two police cars.
...whoa. Now they're parked in front of MY house. This is getting sorta creepy.
...whoa. Now they're parked in front of MY house. This is getting sorta creepy.
Robbery?
Whoaaaaaa. The neighbor's house is being robbed, or something. There's a police car out front and all the neighbors are gathered across the street looking at it, and there's someone crying...weird stuff.
Whoaaaaaa. The neighbor's house is being robbed, or something. There's a police car out front and all the neighbors are gathered across the street looking at it, and there's someone crying...weird stuff.
I've got an idea for a website - it'd be a collection of how people do things, and you could submit your own little techniques and stuff. How you do anything. Like take an oreo cookie. How you eat it. Like those "How _____ eats a Reeses peanut butter cup."
Gotta recommend that anyone with a sense of humor check out sinfest.net - it is seriously one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.
Gotta recommend that anyone with a sense of humor check out sinfest.net - it is seriously one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.
